Well… peeps. My dudes. Homeslices. My home SKILLETS! I think I’m actually going to try this influencer/blogger/content creator thing.

At the moment, I’m deep in the research phase trying to figure out how it all works, who my audience is, what I’m supposed to post, how often I’m supposed to post, and whether there’s some secret meeting where everyone learned this information except me. Also, when did I get old?! Like I used to just “KNOW” this stuff….now i research it… Right now, I am basically a confused 40-year-old woman with Google and Bing, determination, and approximately 37,000 open tabs. I am STRESSED dudes.

I’m researching, learning, and trying to find my lane, so I’ll let y’all know the details when I know the details! Doesnt matter if YOU LIKE MY VOICE OR NOT, you’re gonna KNOW em!!

In the meantime, thank you to everyone who reads, likes, comments on, and encourages my completely unfiltered ADHD brain-scramble ramblings! Apparently some of you actually enjoy the random thoughts that leave my head at 2 a.m. and somehow end up on The Facebooks.

Honestly, that’s both flattering and slightly concerning!

So who knows? Maybe this turns into something. Maybe it crashes and burns spectacularly. Maybe I accidentally become famous for comparing myself to a feral house cat and complaining about being broke. I wont forget you OG’s who encouraged this nonsense when im famous!!!

Either way, if nothing else, we’re all going to be entertained!

Stay tuned…or don’t