It’s genuinely fascinating how some people look at my husband and immediately decide he must be a clueless toddler because he learns differently or expresses himself differently than most people. Like congratulations on your Olympic-level mental gymnastics, I guess! 🤷‍♀️

Meanwhile, this “idiot child” y’all keep underestimating has helped me build a life, raise a family, survive hard things, problem solve through chaos, and somehow tolerate ME on a daily basis — which honestly deserves its own award!

The amount of people who talk to us like we accidentally wandered out into society unsupervised is wild. But, because I understand my husband and “get” him people also assume that I too am a complete and total idiot!!! That I am the exact same as Matt!! That we are both “idiot little children that its ok to talk down to them” The amused little smiles. The nasty digs, the “haha funny jokes” The condescending explanations. The fucking DOUBLE STANDARDS for the rules that only seem to apply to US! The assumptions that we’re somehow too dumb to manage our own lives. I see the dirty looks, i see the eye rolling, I pride myself on being able to read people and what kind of person they are within SECONDS of meeting them….dont think I DONT NOTICEA your shitty pissy attitute!!!! Ma’am. Sir. We are not confused, we are in fact NOT STUPID. We are just not performing intelligence in the exact flavor YOU recognize. We just dont do things YOUR way. YOU may not like us or hell you may like only one of us… i really dont care. BUT SERIOUSLY peeps stop assuming we are dumb and stop underestimating us… its making you look dumb at this point!

And honestly? Watching people confidently underestimate us has become one of my favorite forms of entertainment. Because karma LOVES an overconfident spectator. 😌

One day y’all are gonna realize the very people you treated like idiots were actually just minding their business while you auditioned for “Most Judgmental Human Alive.”

Anyway. Stay humble. Or don’t. Karma’s on her way regardless! 💋 😘 I guess we will keep our “dumbass, fatass” selves doing what we do best